http://rkth5ak32u3yhk2bfztxeftnbixrsaul3gyi54sobgsbokxylb5frhad.onion/fuck-you
It's using HTML5 tags so you and your bitch-ass browser know what the fuck's in this fucking site. That's semantics, motherfucker. It has content on the fucking screen. Your site has three bylines and link to your dribbble account, but you spread it over 7 full screens and make me click some bobbing button to show me how cool the jQuery ScrollTo plugin is.