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Everyone in line looked at each other, especially since Teeter doesn't really have space to queue up, leaving everyone to stand out in shopper traffic. After growing a bit frustrated, I finally went to the self-checkout line and bitterly tapped on the touchscreen, scanned my groceries, and packed everything into a single plastic bag.