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$ber["You see, I was originally going to put you right into this room, but I eventually figured that that would be a terrible idea for everyone involved, so you're in the secondary commander room! Consider yourself... First mate. Of sorts. If you want to go home, you know where to find me, after all, you've lived your whole life in this ship, no?