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This is to say that for every christian household with at least one good child santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks were left for him, get back in the chimney jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house. Now assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which we know is false, but we will accept the this...