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The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per each second. in short, they would burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating a deafening sonic boom effect in their wake. the entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousands of a second, or right about the time santa reached the fifth house on his trip. not that it matters, however, since santa as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s....